Recovering from twilight stamp

i read Twilight last year and really liked it.


then the movie came out and I really liked it. I had the Team Edward shirt/pin, and went through yet another vampire stage in my life.

then I realized that the vampires of Twilight lacked my very favorite part of the vampire...


FANGS.

and instead of starting to sizzle in the sun, they turn into disco balls


so now I'm over it.



Edward's a pussy.